Where's a pillow when you need one...

...for smothering.

Fraud

He only pretends to bathe when the camera is out.

Kittyot v. Robot

Authentic

I know he looks like taxidermy here but Nova is still breathing (and eating, trust me). And the buildings are real too, I'm not that good at Photoshop.

Guilty!

I'm not sure of what, but he's guilty all right.

Catzilla Attacks

White shoe firms in the Financial District recently suffered an attack of Kittyot proportions.

(The bug on the 27th floor was eaten and there were reports of old school paper-shredding.)

DeGoya Cat

Cat Burglar

Stealing soap, I guess. Or trying to avoid being busted.

Cushion

Bertoia chairs are so much more comfortable when they have a cushion. Glad we're not keeping the Kittyot up. He needs his (18 hours of) sleep.

Palomino Nap

Nap Attack

Good thing Kittyot can't converse, he'd fall asleep in mid-sentence.

As if...

Not going to happen, Kittyot.

Float Like a Butterfly

And then get your nails clipped by your mom. Yeah, he's a bad-a**.

Mako Cat

Silver, big-toothed, and vicious; I should've named him Mako.



What a jerk. It's like my hand is a chipmunk or something instead of the hand that puts kibble in his bowl.


About to attack. Can you handle this much fear?

Separated at Birth

This Kittyot looks surprised all the time. Shocked, I tell you. Like this guy but not as smart.

How do you do?

All he needs now is a top hat and a cane.

After the Bath (Again)

Video to be posted soon.

I don't know it yet...

...but I'm about to fall.

Returns

Attn: Returns Dept.

Too lazy, please credit my account.

Navigating the Deep

Looking for fish, no doubt.

New Presenting... Kittyot

As I mentioned on This Idiot's blog, cat people don't want to look at pictures of dogs, and dog people freaking hate cats, so Kittyot, like Rhoda, gets a spinoff.

In this photo Kittyot is planning to eat the other idiot's lunch.